You have to love her
and she will behave
Wash her gently by hand and with a neutral soap.
You know that the skin-to-skin thing always works.
Do not use bleach.
Your mom wouldn’t, just saying.
Do not wring her out.
She doesn’t deserve it.
Leave her to dry horizontally and in shade.
It’s nap time!
Forget about the dryer.
And the laziness!
You can iron low with a cloth on top.
Who loves to iron anyways?